1. |
Nightmare Wolf
00:44
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Nightmare wolf treads off on a deer hoof
Uttering a "hyump"
Nose up high
Catch wind from the sky
Chow down on a deer hide
Take a piss on the Weirbot's wrist
Rust them joints and make them useless shit
Howling by the river
Ride my bike all through the night
I wear long sleeves to avoid the bite
That shit got rabies
I hide my babies
Protect them ladies
Pawing at the swamp keys smells like malarkey
The empires before me
Established the century
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2. |
Weirbot Loses an Arm
00:20
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Wires remind us that the past is real
Although I never could feel
I've lost an arm but I did no harm
Is this some sort of karma?
Input code 579 for self-destruct
But the 5 key is stuck!
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3. |
Tales of Weirgret
01:05
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Don't know what I'm supposed to be
You forgot about me
I was in a parked car shedding my own blood
(fucking BUZZkill) waiting for you until the morning comes
Tried to give her my entire heart (oh there it is!)
But it got ripped out like a common fart
I can't stand to piss
Gin and Xanax
when pills don't work I start to panic
Your puss puss beckons me
Should've given her the "eyes"
Hand in hand on a carriage ride
Mean mug the "Irish Punk"
Give me that bass I'll slap some funk!
Left my forty in the trunk
This party sucks I've had enough
They warn me of my demise I give up and I close my eyes
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4. |
Weirlock
00:36
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Deep inside the forest beneath the foggy forest fog
He was taught by the warlocks side
He was dishonest he stole and lied
I am your master
You had to disobey!
Your skin will be of steel
Your wounds will never go away
Poison covers throat infected pulsing
From his lymph notes
Ohhh I feel fucking changed dude
You will grow on some instinct
I will program what you think
Techno-mult-polly hit
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5. |
Weirbot VS Caped Vapor
00:52
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Check the battery life and the fuel gauges
Weirbot oils up before the battle rages
Caped vapor!
He was Weirbot's neighbor
Until his juice was destroyed by Weirbot's laser
Swearing revenge and the conflict begins...
Crawling from the rooftops
Vapor's rage cannot be stopped
Creating a scene on top of Dirty Nelly's
Palatine city of slime
Used to be useful
now it's full of crime!
Weirbots hurt
Caped Vapor's a jerk
WD40 get back to work
The robot with a heart of gold
Shooting dope ass fire balls never gets old cha'know
Caped Vapor's on retreat down the concrete
Coils all fizzled it sounds like defeat
YOU GOTTA
Stand up stand up for yourself (that's right!)
And don't back down to anyone else (FUCK NO!)
Be strong and do the right things
And never give up no matter what the future brings
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6. |
Weirvelation
00:49
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I am the omega
The Alpha I am Sega
Seven men with faces painted
Cross the fire oceans of Satan
They warn me of my demise
Animals with darkened eyes
Rainbows encircle an emerald
Cast upon the throne
I feel it kicking in.....
I only took it five minutes ago!
Black Metal Metal is the Weir to Come!
I see a lamb with 7 horns and 7 eyes
It doesn't get more metal than this
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7. |
Weirwolf
00:24
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Bitten by the bug
Now he's turned into
WEIRWOLF!
I thought it was a Waxing Gibbons?
Now I find myself howling at the moon
What good is a silver bullet?
When you use it on yourself....
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8. |
Weirver Boat Casino
01:23
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Sit next to a whore
But she don't know cards
Unless it's war
PLAY POKER
If she wins I will choke her
*gweeee eee eeeeekkkk errrorrrr*
Put everything on black there's no turning back
Got money on my mind not a panic attack
Sitting at the slots got chips in my pocket
3:30 AM
With a big Cock Rocket
And I know I'm gonna win
Late night veteran
Pulling on the cranks with the elderly women
Making beats on my smart phone yeah I'm in the zone
Getyour party on people grooving movin' to the techno
Sippin' on my drink got cups in the sink turn tables in the kitchen
Gotta listen
I used to shoot up in the back now I'm all in on Black Jack
Put my money down like I'm buying a crack sack
If you like to gamble
Shit.....too soon bro....
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9. |
Weircharound
00:18
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What is it called when you get a handjob
While your asshole is licked?
A weircharound!
This was not at the top of my christmas list
Getting my starfish kissed
"It tickled"
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10. |
Weirbot's Lament
00:42
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Eyyahhhh
Gimme back my flesh (give me back)
I wanna normal body like the rest
I want to quit the force
They work me like
A horse more human than I
Makes me want to die....goodbye
I feel like my body's a lie
I curse the skies I used to have my mamma's eyes
But now I'm all metal and shit
And I've rusted a bit
Shed tears of gasoline
My gears are all malfunctioning
Try to keep it clean but I still act mean
I break down every time I see creatine
No diet coke
Just necks to choke
Used to be the hero now I'm the butt of the joke
And I was gonna raise a kid and have a family but it had to be
The scientist they had to go and fuck with me
Said it was for the best.....
Look at me now Weirbot's lament
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